Feel free to invite Carrie to your house in the winter, but not if it’s in Greenland, Canada, or anywhere north of Florida.ġ0. Maine in summer is the best place in the world, so it’s a trade-off. Imagine everything shades of gray and brown and no green anywhere except for in people’s noses. She has a hard time with this in the winter. They are huge and white, and furry and it looks like they have white eyeliner and mascara on, which is way too cute. Carrie, like Belle in TIPS ON HAVING A GAY (ex) BOYFRIEND drinks Postum.

That is, if you want a friend who is shy about calling and emailing and who wears mismatched socks and can’t drink caffeine and likes being pet on the head. Carrie really, really wants you to like her books. Carrie sometimes wears mismatched socks, if you do not think this is cool, do not tell her. And, if you’re her in-Maine female best friend, Jennifer, do NOT get mad at her because she is so bad at returning emails.Ĥ. So, if you want to talk to her, make the first move. Carrie is secretly really, really shy even though she’s pathetically outgoing in person. However, do not do this without asking first unless you are a ridiculously handsome man or an editor who is about to offer her a trillion dollars for the first draft of her novel.ģ. Carrie is very responsive to loving strokes on the hair, kind of like a puppy. She has edited newspapers and poetry journals and has recently won awards from the Maine Press Association and also been awarded the Martin Dibner Fellowship as well as a Maine Literary Award.ġ. She graduated from Vermont College’s MFA program for writing.

Obviously, something didn’t work.Ĭarrie has always liked cowboy hats but has never owned one. The Meyers brothers are from Bedford, too, so you’d think it would make Carrie funnier, coming from Bedford N.H. She lives with her cute family in Maine, but she grew up in Bedford, NH where she once had a séance with cool uber-comedian Sarah Silverman. This has not prevented her from writing books.

She does not know how to spell fudgsicles. Thank you all for reaching out and I'm so sorry.Ĭarrie Jones likes Skinny Cow fudgsicles and potatoes. If you have messaged me, I'm going to be working through those in the upcoming weeks. If you have friended me, I have just friended you back (July 2021). I had been unable to get into my Goodreads account for years.

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